Jamie White

"Smallest cheese board I have ever eaten"

"Don't use the toilet, its just not worth it. I have been in more pleasant festival toilets, seriously."

"Buffet is tasty and excellent value, went for ye hot wings, also tasty."

"Check out the worst that Bournemouth has to offer all under one roof! Drunk old men, chavs, and junkies. Awesome."

"The only time these fuckers ever run on time is when I'm running late"

"Authentic food and free wifi!"