senator dingdong

"Tell them I sent you"

"Get a samosa chat or vishu will punch you in your stupid face for depriving yourself of enlightenment."

"Put your money up before one of these ass bags take control of the musical juice box."

"If you come early you should plan on getting here early."

"the fromagio is the fro-bomb-io"

"Rumors of bed bugs... turns out they were really talking about me."