Dave L

"We need this on the east coast!"

"Chili tastes like hot garbage. Pizza was ok if you like the taste of burnt. They make good bud lights though."

"I think they sell chicken here. Can't be sure they. You should ask your server."

"The silverware ends are magnetic!"

"If Ben offers you a Big Sausage Pizza, politely decline. Some things can't be unseen."

"Make sure you take your shoes off at the door...the roomies hate when you track mud through the house"