Carlos Gomes

"Try motor boatin'"

"Ian in room 241 sucks cock for sour cream chips, bring a small bag!"

"The correct spelling is "Progistix" they're not the sharpest knives in the drawer here!! ;)"

"This place is full of inbreds and English wankers!!"

"Watch your wallet!"

"I've been drinking at bars for thirty years and I've never had a jacket stolen until tonight ! Petty crime junction!! If I see you with my jacket I'll take appropriate action, scum!"