Chris Peruski

"Go down the street to the Hampton Inn! Checked in and found a dirty towel in the bathroom and had to carry all my crap up to the second floor after being put next to the pool after I REQUESTED not 2b"

"I have many leather bound books; and my house smells of rich mahogany..."

"The most interesting man in the world lives here"

"Ask an employee how much the $5 subs are :P"

"A fat beagle lives here"