Mike Wharton Jr

"Meh... I've had better... for less."

"The head massage from Chris with the shampoo ROCKS!!!"

"This place rocks!!!"

"Sampler platter ... enough for two to eat, or enough for two meals for one person!"

"Damn good burgers! One order of fries will easily feed two people."

"Uh... it's the tag office. About as much fun as a jab in the eye with a stick!"