Jason Sosa

"Try the parking!"

"If you happen to see the bearded gentleman stocking beer, give him a nice nut tap. He expects it from every customer. Do him a solid."

"Mayor of shit water plant. Awesome."

"Tony C is a cover hog!"

"If you let the bartender tase you, your allowed to break one glass and slam every stool to the ground."

"Come see me make an ass of myself!"