Matthew Simon

"Incredibly annoying if you're travelling Qantas. There's no QAN business or first lounge in T4 and you're stuck with AA's shitty lounge. My tip, try and leave from Bradley if you're flying Qantas."

"My favourite part of my rental experience was the early 1990s Mitsubishi that I was given after reserving a premium car. Gotta thank my lucky stars!"

"Best breakfast in NYC. Wear Louis Vuitton and laugh at the commoners in the cold outside."

"Tits and dicks - check out the wallpaper in the men's bathroom"

"It's the best place to hang out if you have money. Poor ppl should hang out somewhere else."