Lev Venzelev

"If you really enjoy the sound of a hoover and prefer to watch the kitchen being cleaned up during your Sunday 7pm Dinner, then you are welcome to order the smallest portion of Peking Duck ever."

"Never try to take a seat for a short lunch. Even worse for coffee break. The personnel won't mention you're there unless you're naked."

"kain+avel is just the wifi password. Imagine what is inside :)"

"Do avoid visiting. Tainted potatoes in the salad meets rubbery rib steak and then comes Charlotte - the most cloying dessert you could imagine. All of those are accessible in €28 three course menu."

"Very reliable family-run restaurant based on straightforward village cuisine in the heart of baronial 1er arrondissement. Outstanding lunch expierence for those who expect smth real to smth fake."

"В 11:00 вас встретят промозглый холод и трое черствых типов, подавленных похмельем, а то и ломкой. На вопрос "всегда ли так гостепреимно" ответят "я здесь не работаю" и "что хотели в субботу утром?""