Troy Thompson

"High traffic at noon."

"Get to the grind in between classes or you'll b in line for ten minutes"

"Jansport is buy 1 get 50% off second item"

"People are rowdy in this dorm complex. Stay away from the man with the feather hat. You'll end up turning tricks with a fake name you hate."

"Get here before nine or the lifting room will be too full for comfort."

"Beware of dog"