Ben King

"We always value the input of our hotel guests. We understand your dissatisfaction with the food offerings, but would remind you about our excellent bartender, stocked bar, and McDs delivery service."

"Order shot-ski flight of bourbon. Great deal and they have the papi and stag"

"Look for hot ass to rest your dome piece on"

"The best way to deal with this place is to try and check into Bang Time"

"This terminal looks like satans asshole."

"Meatcrack is delicious here"