Shaun Menkhaus

"Try the Saturday Natty Fatty all day special."

"Leave when BackStreet, N'Sync, or Justin Timberlake come on"

"If you have to poop, dont do it in the house. The toilets dont flush so it gets awkward."

"This place is going downhill. My pizza was burnt and it didnt even look good."

"Zero toilet paper in the whole joint. So soft."

"The legendary BAG lady shops here. She likes to shop at Abercrombie cause of the topless guy models on the posters."