Eli Root

"It aint easy being cheesy, but much like myself, Big John’s pulls it off. 11/10 would shop again."

"Prepared food paradise. Come mentally prepared. 😉"

"The part of the sink that spews out water is located far too close to the basin part of the sink that collects said water. Recommend a much more generous spread for any future sink construction."

"Very cool hike. Bring shoes with good traction; helps you get a grip in times of need. If you’re scared of heights, don’t get too high. Good hikin’. 9/10."

"Old timey charm, with great service and delicious food. Get the ribs - unless you’re vegan."

"I don’t really get what all the fuss is about. Did not live up to the hype. Basically just a huge hole in the ground. Great for geology nerds; not worth the trip for the rest of humanity."