J.J. Panzer

"If there's a wait when you get there, sign your name on the list and head inside to get a paper cup by the register. They keep a pot of coffee on a cart outside to make the wait go by faster!"

"This place sucks. Always a huge line, the slowest checkers and baggers in the whole city, and lousy help. The Safeway of last resort."

"Best pool facility in the area: infinity pool filled with floating beanbag chairs. Unbeatable."

"The garlic bagel is perfect for an egg breakfast sandwich! Crunchy and tangy on top of a toasted bagel with egg, sausage, and cheese."

"This place is on the seedy, old part of the strip and they've tried to give it a facelift but it's still dirty and low budget. They nickel and dime you with hidden costs. Go stay somewhere better."

"Home of the world's slowest elevators. Feel yourself grow old and gray as you wait for it and ride three floors!"