John Black

"Don't throw in a dip near here. You'll miss the check in, I almost did."

"We need a bigger parking lot"

"Chill with the bear on Megan's bed"

"Despite what some say... DO TAKE the elevator to the fourth floor to go to class on the 3rd. Who cares if faculty and AIs don't like it."

"It's cold in here"

"Free booze at 302 all day everyday"