Jackie Katz

"Whose fat leg is in this pic??? Well, in any case, disregard the beefy leg because the villas usually houses only the cream of the crop!!!"

"They NEVER have enough sales staff at the checkout counter!"

"Grab a fresh-baked cookie from the cookie jar in the atrium over by the espresso machine -- they are the BEST!!!"

"Watch out for the crazy Russian woman with the Uzi next door!!! Make her mad and she'll blow your head off!"

"DRIVE THRU IS THE WORST!!!"

"Villa #8 is the BEST!"