Ryan Griffin

"Wahoo with the chili sauce is fantastic"

"If you are want to see Luke, click your heels twice, then strangle a hooker.... In a Mercedes"

"Don't get drunk, you will have to sober up before you learn about monkey safety."

"People in Tokyo wear surgical masks to avoid inhaling toxin's in the air. This wouldn't be a bad idea here."

"It's busy at lunch"