Brandon Meservey

"1.50 for single swishers... Go f*ck ya'self Metzger Market."

"Hoggy, get a life. You're a loser, and checkin into places you've never been doesn't change that. Why would you want to be mayor of another man's bedroom anyway?"

"Hoggy L. has NEVER been to the Cockpit. This dude is a fake."

"Rex is an idiot. This place is top notch."

"Try the veal"

"Step your pong game up."