Ol Man

"Delicious mushroom soup and power ups to boot! Tell them Jack sent you for a free pack of crackers and a handshake"

"You want a tip? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TIP!"

"The sodas are almost always on sale here."

"Try the chicken."

"The greetings cars are top botch literary treats. If you ware seeking revenge or just generally hate someone, check this section out."

"The sporting goods are often marked down each month. Check in from time to time for a great deal on balls or bats."