Will Harmon

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"Oh cool. You can press 115 lb dumbbells. That's awesome. Now how about you re-rack them so other people can use the space."

"It's a park. Fresh air. Not a lot of people. Only downside are the workers that take up sections of the track. It's great overall."

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