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"Clean facility. Multiple machines. Varied weight selection."

"Take the haunted hayride and experience first hand the horrors of Dr. Ulysses S. Farrington's experiments before going into Scream Forest."

"a.k.a. "The Reservation""

"Try the bands you used to love in high-school!"

"Ribs Ribs Ribs Ribs Ribs Ribs"

"Sometimes you want to go—where everybody knows your name! And they're always glad you came! You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same. You wanna be where everybody knows your name."