Haywood Glover

"There is always cops sitting under the U-Turn at the beltway checking your inspection sticker."

"Lubby's is still consider fine dining in Alief...like it should be..."

"Michelle dances when liquor is involved."

"If you are over 30 you can't call these blocks "SWAT". You sound ridiculous, so just stop."

"Everybody from Alief claims Rashard Lewis like he was related to him."

"If you ask Jen to tat your name of her she will slap you."