Dustin Bagdasarian

"Ran out of Brie, but was a great choice for lunch."

"Fries were good, but that was it. The burger was over cooked, and tasted like any other burger, just more depressing because I paid more money for it."

"Don't go to the dart room. The bartender Heather sucks, and they only have TLC reality shows playing."

"If you check in here, you must drink a brand new shot with Johanna. Preferably a Fred the Zombie shot."