Donald Jones

"No wireless in guest rooms? Lame. Lame. Lame."

"Takes a really really long time, most sandwiches take 10 minutes. Good, but not at all fast."

"Come here to learn stuff"

"Decent hotel, but nothing served in the restaurant is worth more than a few dollars at most."

"Decent restaurant, but come on...no hbo? No channel guide in the room? No shaving cream in the store? Kinda weak."

"Security doesn't need to be this bad"