Dafydd Jones

"We ordered the espetos and they were nice. The waiter brought us bread and olives which were added to the bill. Service was also added to the bill. Waiter tried to keep the change even tho tip inc."

"The Arroz con Leche flavour!"

"Find the haggis."

"A big slab of a sandwich!"

"There was a dog."

"Don't wipe your hands on that rag, that's for the toilet"