Tim Hassett

"Crappy ass airport has no free wifi and slow TSA."

"The wifi here is absolutely horrible. Slower than dial up. Unusable."

"Their wireless Internet SUCKS! Free and very slow for 10 minutes. Then boingo wants to charge you. Ridiculous."

"The rice pudding dessert is great. And you can't beat their lunch buffet, chicken masala, and spinach korma."

"Make sure Bob cooks you some Quaker Oats."

"Great place for hay rides, pumpkins, and a lot more."