Adriana Graham

"THE MOST beautiful beach in America. Soft sands and clear water."

"Promising beginnings. Once we were seated, we had terrible service. Probably not his fault as he had tables located throughout the restaurant. THAT'S a management problem."

"Welcome to Hogwartz"

"Look out for the geese and feral cats!"

"Don't forget to pack your machete on your way out the door!"