Zero Dean

"No one wants to listen to whatever you have blasting out of your phone speaker. Wear headphones."

"Don't expect weights to be reracked, staff to be friendly or to even notice you, bathrooms to be clean, or sinks unclogged and you'll be fine. You CAN still get a decent workout here."

"9 times out of 10 you will not be acknowledged coming or going. But if you step out to your car for 40 seconds and they see you leave, you will be required to check back in."

"Now LA Fitness."

"Free vacuums. Free car wash with oil change."

"Beware the grunge in the locker rooms. And theft. It happens. Bring a lock. Shadiest Bally's ever. Convenient location."