sneak 👾

"the “free internet” is really slow, it is expensive to get non-slow internet. super lame. :("

"this place is full of inbred rednecks"

"40mbps Internet - symmetric! best hotel internet I have ever used."

"Try to catch a moonrise over the Molecule Man from the top deck."

"Don't park in the lot across the street, even if it's late and all the shops are closed. A dozen of us got towed after the MSI show! $190 to get the van back!"

"DO NOT GET A STRAIGHT SHAVE HERE."