Timothy Wilson

"Crew member handing out "chocolates for your flight". Very nice."

"A few outlets behind the seats by the windows."

"Our flight attendant sounds like Sheila Broslovski!"

"One of numerous commuter gates -- C44-C57 -- all shmooshed up together. And it does smell like feet."

"Sickliest concourse at ATL. What is this? Russia?"

"Equipment is a B757 with plenty of overhead room, mostly underutilized thanks to a simple inability to follow crew guidance."