Will Scott

"3 quid just to park on arrivals to collect people. You have no choice. RIP OFF"

"No matter what time of year its always snowing here. Wrap warm."

"My tip is that it's a tip!"

"Don't forget to show your military id card to get 20% off"

"Try having your sub in a wrap instead of on a sub. It's far nicer, and easier if you go with the meatballs!"