Will Harrison

"Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

"Curbside to-go my ass. No one is coming outside. No one."

"Why have I been in the drive thru for 15 minutes?"

"How the hell is this rated a 6.9?! Best place in Fay. Get it straight, four square."

"New equipment in the tunnel. You drive through yourself and it's awesome. Club Ritz!"

"Sketchy place. Don't come in late night. They'll charge whatever the hell they want, not give you a receipt and will balk when you ask for your food. And the pizza sucks - I wasn't that drunk!"