Whitney Barnebey

"All the homemade cream cheeses! Try them all. Oh, you haven’t thought about putting an olive cream cheese on your onion bagel? You haven’t lived."

"If it were possible to play too much Nina Simone, this place might be close. Good thing that's not actually possible."

"Sometimes at night they close the men's bathroom. Like actually just close the men's room. So, that's fun."

"In room service is ok, but eager to please. 🍆"

"Oh, I have to put my own ketchup on? You're not going to do it for me? Where are we, Pittsburgh? How do I rate zero stars on this thing?"

"Don't miss the balcony tour!"