Vegas Crackerman

"Best BBQ in Prairie Highlands! Sample the smokey brisket, succulent pork tenderloin, or perhaps the soon-to-be world famous "Jerky Turkey"."

"Try the delicious smoked pork, brisket, ribs, and chicken!"

"Let me ax you somethin'. You finna raise up and get yo travel on? Peep Dilta."

"You wouldn't say "Chineses""

"Don't sleep if you want Icy Fresh J's"