Martin Stein

"Order the jalapeno burger"

"Best selection off camping gear in town. Suck it, REI"

"World's better than that crappy NY stuff everyone seems to like."

"Don't confuse this with the other less reputable Purrfects in town. New folks in charge; they just can't change the name."

"Bring water, especially if you're going to walk the whole thing."

"Tie the poop bag before throwing it in the trash."