Owen Aird

"I'm positive that the DMV is just Hell in desguise. So when you plan on going, make sure to bring your first born child as a trade for a good number."

"they charge by the hour. just so all you prostitutes have a place to do your businasss!"

"I'm glad I'm the mayor of my own apartment. (:"

"Don't work here. Save your sanity!"

"Don't walk in front of wheel chairs!!"