Brent Wilkins

"30 minute wait... Worth it!"

"Come here to use airplanes."

"Waiting for priority luggage? Walk upstairs and grab some Starbucks. Don't worry- you'll have plenty of time before your luggage hits the conveyor. This is UNACCEPTABLE USAir!"

"Best turquoise west of Arlen. ~ John Redcorn"

"Hey, you, middle-aged professional... Lift some weight or get the hell our of the way! You can "plank" at your house!"

"Add another 25-60 minutes to your trip just to wait for your checked luggage. US Airways is the SLOWEST domestic carrier at IAH when it comes to baggage delivery."