Micah Chua

"This isn't a strip club, it's a garden."

"$6 shish combo - chicken shish, chips, can - Bargain."

"Don't cheap out. If they offer you the $3 taco special say no, lest you want to eat tacos full of partially digested "meat"."

"Dont touch the wontons"

"Check out our awesome swap and trade shelf and see if you can find something you like!"

"Watch out for the rats"