Jess

"Since when is Jamie the mayor of 315?! I call shenanigans."

"The jalapeno corn crab chowder is amazing!"

"The bartender had a wealth of knowledge about must-see's in the French Quarter"

"Internet is $15/day...seriously? I thought WiFi was standard these days!"

"Ambiance and quality of food was subpar in relation to the price"

"Where's broofield? As the mayor I feel like it's my duty to inform you that it's brookfield not broofield."