Leah Alfonso

"The quinoa is a little lackluster. However, the pesto pasta more than makes up for it."

"Shhh...it's okay. Just let it happen."

"If you're here after work, I bet you work in advertising. Time to shake off the underpaid overtime with sliders and 'taters."

"Take a break and make a cot out of your co-workers' chairs. They won't be in for a few hours."

"It's the loneliest "bar" in town."

"Check out the Chris D'Acunto retrospective for some insane fucking art -- all through September!"