Matthew Rooney

"Ordered four tacos and two drinks. Half of the tacos and all the drinks were wrong. The bill was a mess and has what we ordered not what we ate. Last time here."

"Nothing like showing up to a hotel that doesn't take cats when you confirmed two times already. On the bright side if one of them peed in the room it wouldn't smell like an ashtray."

"Really nice and inexpensive shirts"

"Don't let this happen to you! Bring a bacon ice cream cake for your furry friends!"

"Don't lick the cactus..."

"Watch out for blackbears!"