Doug Neumann

"Russ' girlfriend brings her dog up here every few weeks, it is the spawn of Satan."

"Wi-fi password is guinness"

"Yes, for the third time we will take separate checks."

"Dont sit in the back row of theatre 1, there is like a store room behind it and everyone was being quite loud"

"Dont get the blade runners they taste like fried pieces of a homeless man's boot"

"6 cents cheaper than the BP next door."