Rory N.

"You can't afford this."

"If your last name ends in a vowel, please leave."

"The men's dept is lame. Go to Saks!"

"If you poop in the basement, make sure you have a bag."

"Don't leave your machines unattended even for 5 mins- I was gone for 3 mins & things were stolen right out of my dryer and turned right back on. Watch your stuff!"

"Get the black bean burger and try some of the homemade sauces. Triple nom."