Bethany Ham

"Say really offensive things as loudly as you can."

"The Cloud is the best bed known to mankind. To lie in its warm embrace is a sacred privilege."

"Get an Ocean Water with extra blue coconut and cherry. If it's madre right, it should be deep purple. Yummy."

"There is nothing here. Stay away."

"Don't live here. It's scary, it smells, the cops are always here, the plumbing is always screwed up and the office doesn't ever know what's going on."

"Don't park in the faculty parking behind the building or they ticket you D:"