John Park

"DO NOT EVER buy anything from Southfork Lighting!!! Two problems that have take 3 months to resolve on a $1,900 purchase!! Suppliers and customer service are HORRIBLE!!! NO JOKE!!!!"

"Greg is the most awesome shucker and server EVER!!!!! Best oysters!! BEST oyster bar!!!! Friendly staff and the locals enjoy the visitors!!!! Totally made our vacation!!!!! Thanks Greg!"

"Try the fresh blue cheese stuffed olives in our signature martini! Free recipe to all good tippers!! Bottoms up and ENJOY!!!"

"Be sure to try the "cyclone" to really loosen things up and get ya goin', honey!!!"

"Most disgusting restrooms in town!!! Entire theater needs a remodel too....just check out the nasty seats when the lights are on. Anywho...it's my story and I'm sticking to it!!"

"Watch your step!!!"