Kurtis Whealy

"These guys are retarded! I know more about their products than they do. The only reason they sold a car is cuz I sold it to myself. Someone totaled my last car and I had to get a new one."

"Best place to have a relaxing, clean, worry free haircut!"

"Sooooo much better than the pilot across the highway! Speedy, friendly service! And they actually know what their promotions are, don’t have to ask a manager like at pilot! Cleaner too!"

"Love it when my wife gets her Brazilian! Need I say more?"

"What could be said about Costco that’s never been said? We all know it’s awesome! What sets this location apart is the people! Their employees are spectacular!"

"Love this place! I could get lost in here for hours! And if I had a money tree I’d never leave!"