Courtney Riot

"Make sure the knee cups are rim down or you'll smash your knee caps real pretty."

"Refreshing and good for you- water!! Drink up."

"Good luck finding a hand basket... This place sucks. I don't know why I come here."

"Quality is our middle name."

"Family fun."

"I like that the 'specials' pig is made of words. Farmers breakfast, I hear the Bloodies are great if you're into that sort of thing."