David Worley

"The new lemon cupcakes are pretty good. They're no lemon squares but they're pretty good. Give 'em a try! Also granita with hazelnut and chocolate = epic."

"Lemon squares will pwn your taste buds! They're epic!"

"Computer tech club does computer repair for $20 flat rate plus cost of new parts (if any). Come to room 1120a in the tech building."