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"Tofu tastes just like beef, they also have secret special spicy sauces..."

"Be careful of snake bites!"

"Neat place to kill some time if you have a little extra time. Museum upstairs, and there's never anyone here..."

"Say hi to Brian! Try the monthly beer special with some blazin wings on wing Tuesday."

"Flunky pharmacy techs here. Be prepared to wait."

"For us Texans not in the know, you can order by number of patties and cheese slices. I'm here picking up my 4X4 right now."