Luke Stevenson

"Without a doubt THE WORST PUB FOOD I'VE EVER HAD. $19 for takeaway Fish&Chips - no cutlery, three slivers of fish, and a handful of soggy chips. $8 would have bought me more than that near Circ Quay!!"

"Lacklustre service, poor food quality - just keep driving. A servo pie is a better option half the time."

"Be good to my mother."

"Don't bother on a Saturday night - the neanderthal guards won't let you in without a partner. Oh, and they'll assault you to make their point too."

"Wok King - Great laksa, but steer clear or anything in the warmers. Not tasty & not warm..."

"Cheaper to drive to town..."